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1. I wasn't able to 20 battle update due to... well... stuff :/
2. I'm STILL working on JAVA navigation...
3. And if you are reading this, I REALLY THANK YOU! I haven't updated for a long time but I still get steady traffic, thanks ^_^
4. Forgot to update high resolution... ^_^;;; sorry...
Stuff you should know...
Welcome to the Crystal Version Poke Battle site! Press Ctrl+D to bookmark me! If you want to have a Poke Battle, my ICQ number is 78717758 Nickname = Duo.
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Battle Count
Freestyle - 1
Poke-Survivor 2 - COMING SOON!!!!
Double User Battles - 10
Royal Rumbles - 0
Multiple Narrator Battles - 0
Crystal Clear Battles - 9
Crazy Battles - 2
Gundamball T - 12
Fanbattles(sorta) - 2
Total - 36!!!
Updates this week - 7
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Newest episode(s) of CRYSTAL CLEAR BATTLES
Crystal Clear Battles(they have a plot of their own!?)
That's the end for this week's battle(S). Stay tuned... err... come back in a few days for some more!
I claimed these...
A pretty good Brown battle
Player: Jennifer
Location: Airplane
LISA got on AIRPLANE!
who siad that?
MIKE and TOM get on AIRPLANE
did you here that?
MIKE: Here what?
PILOT: Attention passengers, we are clear for lift off and there is a
snake on the plane
oh my god, there is a snake on the plane
THERE is a SNAKE on the PLANE!
TOM: what are you talking about?
The pilot even siad so...
MIKE: Your hearing things
your right, I'll try to relax...
PILOT: Todays movie will be Home Alone, and there are now 2 snakes
on the plane...
THERE are TWO SNAKES on the PLANE!
TOM: Oh my god!
you heard, about the snakes?
TOM: no, we have to watch HOME ALONE!
arghh, nobody can hear about the snakes, I'll just try to sleep.
PILOT: Passengers on the right, you can see a nice Mountain view, while
the ones on the left, you have 3 snakes to deal with
THERE are THREE SNAKES on the PLANE!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
MIKE: I know, we are going to miss the mountain view...
CAN'T YOU HEAR, THERE ARE 3 SNAKES ON THE AIRPLANE!!!
TOM: what are you talking about?
PILOT: I have just been bitten by a snake, and the posion is seeping into
me, but we have peanuts for free...
PILOT is POSIONed!
MIKE: ohh free peanuts...
THE PLANE is CRASHING!
guys, did you hear... that?
MIKE/TOM: what?
dang
NARRATOR wants to NARRATE more!
what Narrator?
PLANE CRASHED an evil SUDDEN DEATH!
ALL PASSENGERS died!
Player: Snake
Buy airline peanuts... they're the be...
SNAKE chomps on MIKE's BODY!
its full of peanuts they're the best...
BUY AIRLINE PEANUTS TODAY!
THEY'RE the BEST!
Confusing LIME battle... I dun even think I color coded it right :/ No offense...
Damnit, where's my favorite pub?
Wild Snorlax appeared and is drinking all the beer
Bloody Hell, that's it, it's time to bust out the Highlander...
Sean Connery used Highlander
Highlander got bad reviews but was still good
Hmm. Damn, I'll have to make a sequel, but first I'll go with with the Rock!
Hold on, It's Snorlax's turn...
Snorlax is sleeping
You interupted me for that, well, I'll have to kill you on princible then...
There we go, now what do I have to do...
Right, Sean killed Snorlax
err Snorlax fainted...
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT EVEN THE NARRARATERS HAVE LIMITS
What??? There are rules, well then, I'll just summon my pub back,
Wild English pub appeared
This will do nicely, but I wish it was a scottish pub, now I'll just have to start a brawl...
Newest episodes of GUNDAMBALL T
Episode #10
No Need For Shoes
Anime 10%/Game 0%/Reality 90%
Play the Tenchi Sound
Date: November 03, 2000
Last time on Gundamball T, TROWA and TODD recieved the LEVIADOS TOY! But it seems there may be something SPECIAL about this TOY! TROWA was about to PRESS the BUTTON on the DOLL!
what does this do?
PRESS BUTTON?
sure
Who wouldn't?
TROWA PRESSed BUTTON!
i probably does a karate chop or sumtin
LEVIADOS'
errr
...
LEVIADOS's TONGUE STUCK out and it made FUNNY noises!
ohh, thats so cute....
What? LEVIADOS is EVOLVING?
::Todd looks at Trowa funny::
huh?
LEVIADOS EVOLVED into...
i didnt no toys evolve...
ohh well
LEVIADOS (active)!
LEVIADOS wants to...
EAT!
LEVIADOS ate ICQ!
LEVIADOS ate AIM!
LEVAIDOS ate MIRC!
ICQ, AIM, and MIRC all FAINTED!
AHHHHHHH says my aim
TROWA doesn't knwo what's going on!
um...
LEVIADOS wants to EAT TROWA!
... ?
AHHH!!!
TROWA... use RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEVIADOS: Come here Trowa...
hey!!!
u cant talk!!!
all u can say is laviados
LEVIADOS: Everyone knows the evillest of evils can talk...
its not like ure meoth ot sumtin
LEVIADOS: Right, I'
m...
LEVIADOS: I am HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH!!!!!
LEVIADOS used EAT!
RUN!!!
LEVIADOS ate TROWA's RUN attack!
use poison odor!!!
::lifts up armpit::
TROWA used POISONODOR!
*arm
TODD FAINTED!
i cant lift up my armpit
LEVIADOS, however, was UNEFFECTED!
poor todd
Yes you can :/
no
Yes :/
i can only lift up my arm
Err...
to reveal my armpit
I'll make you FAINT if you don't STOP.
um.. can u do that?
is that legal?
?
TROWA turned into a BATTERY ( |-| )
BATTERY was put into OLDTOY!
What? BATTERY is LEAKING?
BATTERY is LOSING HP!
battery used electrical shock on old toy
BATTERY is down to 1 HP!
WHICH WAS A GUNDAM!!!
BATTERY used EXPLODE!
GUNDAM used SELF-DETONATE!
but was unnafected
BATTERY EXPLODED!
*uneffected
GUNDAM SELF-DETONATEd!
but was unneffected
LEVIADOS noticed the TOY was really HEAVYARMS!
custom
What? GUNDAM TOY is evolving?
GUNDAM TOY evolved into HEAVYARMS!
custom
HEAVYARMS EXPLODED!
TROWA HEALED! TROWA is TROWA!
huh???
LEVIADOS... was unaffected!
::sigh::
LEVIADOS ate the leftover PARTS!
why does this always happen?
its like I was predestined
The crowd's excitement is growing over this one-sided battle!
but...
oh well
i think i may just sit here...
LEVIADOS HEARD TROWA's COMPLAINING!
and let laviados eat me
LEVIADOS CAME to TROWA!
my life is useless anyway
LEVIADOS didn't HOLD back!
LEVIADOS ATE TROWA...
's SHOES!
MY SHOES
YOU BASTARD!!!
What? LEVIADOS is CHOKING?
YOU ATE MY FAVORITE SHOES!!!
LEVIADOS CHOKED into... OBLIVION!
OBLIVION wants to FIGHT!
now watch oblivion attack me
ohh, i dont type fast enough
Muhahahahaha...
i saw that comin
OBLIVION used REFORM!
i dont wanna fight, do hah
*so
TROWA used HA!
Err
HAH!
TROWA: HAH!
No effect!
no kiddin
OBLIVION is now LEVIADOS AGAIN!
LEVIADOS is LEVIADOS... with a SHOE in it's ESOPHOGUS!
LEVIADOS is STILL CHOKING!
i fell like bouncing around in a padded room, cause im paranoid
LEVIADOS couldn't find PADDED ROOM!
i think
Err
TROWA^
cause laviados is out to get me
Yes...
the narrator is out 2 get me
and so are all the people in our studio audience
::sigh::
Todd was my only friend
It seems EVERYONE is out to get TROWA! Find out on the next exciting episode of GUNDAMBALL T!
TROWA: Hi, I'm Trowa! You won't be able to WAIT for the next episode... although Leviados is gone, Todd is fainted, and I don't know what to do! Be sure to watch the next episode to find out!
Episode #11
No Need For Mako Reactor
Anime 10%/Game 20%/Reality 70%
Play the Tenchi Sound
Date: November 03, 2000
We left off and Leviados was CHOKING on TROWA's SHOE!
LEVIADOS used CHOKE!
ya THATS WUT I THOUGHT
LEVIADOS FF...F..F....A...........
FARTED!
U ATE MY FAVORITE SHOES AND ULL PAY!!!
ahh!
LEVIADOS FAINTED!
THAT SMELL!
UGH!!
::COUGH::
MYSTERIOUSTRAVELER APPEARED!
its not so myterious
MYSTERIOUSTRAVELER CAPTURED LEVIADOS!
MYSTERIOUSTRAVELER DISAPPEARED!
MAKOREACTOR APPEARED!
MAKO wants to FIGHT!
ohh hey, i was wrong
huh?
makoreactor?
Send out a POKEMON?
i dont get it...
POKEDEX?
hum...
ya
pokedex, search for info on makoreactor
POKEDEX DATA on MAKOREACTOR: The power plants in FFVII that must be destroyed. They were using up the planets energy.
ohh
MAKOREACTOR is LOAFING AROUND!
i never played that game
GO...
umm...
NARRATOR WENT!
hum...
NARRATOR is just JOKING!
geez...
what pokemon will i choose?...
Yes!
Which one will TROWA chose?
DONT INTERUPT ME!!
IM THINKING!!!
NARRATOR is ANGERED!
um...
let me see...
Ahh yes
That's better...
GOOO...
no wait, that wont do...
humm....
TROWA sent out DEFAULT!
MAKO wants to FIGHT!
Ok GOOOO DEFULT!!!
now what move to use...
umm...
MAKO used ????
MAKO's SPECIAL GREATLY ROSE!
hum...
how abou... no that wont work...
DEFAULT used ATTACK!
um...
HEY!!!
MAKO's HP DECREASED!
I didnt say that!!
ok
fine...
MAKO used !!!!
URE THE NARRATOR!!!
Yes I am...
how come i cant be a narrator?
I WANNA B A NARRATOR!!!
You can be a NARRATOR...
and u can be the player narrator
in DORK VERSION!
Muhahahahahaha!
NO!!!
MAKO is TRYING to use !!!!
but cant?
DEFAULT was DEFAULTLY HIT with !!!!
DEFAULT DEFAULTS!
What? DEFAULT is DEFAULTING?
DEFAULT DEFAULTED into DEFAULT!
and will return to the defult # of hp, which is the highest possibe hp
DEFAULT was FULLY DEFAULTED!
NO NOT FULLY DEFULTED!!!
um.. what will that do?
DEFAULT HP was RESTORED!
DEFAULT has 0 HP!
YAY!!!
NO!!!
DEFAULT FAINTED!
ODEKA KE CHOCOBO.MP3 plays!
YAY!!!!!!!
Send out a POKEMON?
go...
Deatharms CUSTOM
TROWA sent out DEATHARMSCUSTOM!
DEATHARMSCUSTOM was renamed DC!
(mix between heavyarms and deathsythe (using the good parts))
DC is CUSTOM!
MAKO used $$$$
$$$$ is EVERYWHERE!
BILLGATES APPEARED!
$$$$ disappeared!
BILLGATES DISAPPEARED!
NO!!!
GIVE ME MY $$$$ BACK!!!
o well
DC wants to ATTACK!
DCs EYES are GLOWING!
dc, use double machine gun on makoreactor!!
DC used DOUBLEMACHINEGUN!
MAKO damaged!
by how much?
MAKO used ####
((brb danny))
#### APPEARED!
#### is SHIELDING MAKO!
TROWA is TAKING A NAP!
TROWA is fast ASLEEP!
((back))
TROWA is fast ASLEEP!
TROWA WOKE UP!
ohh... sorry
what happened?
DC is WAITING for a COMMAND!
what happened... what did makoreactor use?
####
ohh
HAHA!!!
#### SHIELDED MAKO!
MAKO is PROTECTED!
dc, use #### disabler
DC used DISABLER!
#### was RENAMED ~~~~
huh???
DC couldn't find ####
((Hehehehe))
but it was still named ####
!!!!!
((EEEEVHAL!))
::snore::
MAKO used ****
MAKO said something BAD!
MAKO got SPANKED!
huh??? what did i miss?
lol
MAKO's ATTACK GREATLY ROSE!
WHAT???
DC waits for a COMMAND!
ohh
DC: ...
use COMPLETLY DESTROY WITH YOUR SCYTHE AND MACHINEGUNS on macoreactor
DC used COMPLETELYDESTROYWITHYOURSCYTHEANDMACHINEGUNS!
DC's SCYTHE DESTROYED ~~~~
MACHINEGUNS lowered MAKO's HP!
((Never ever use a one hit kill attack...))
((i thought u would make it backfire))
MAKO used !~#$
MAKO EXPLODED!
DC FAINTED!
MAKO FAINTED!
AHH!!!
DC!!!
REPAIRMAN appeared!
REPAIRMAN fixed MAKO!
MAKO WINS!
NO!!!
REPAIRMAN DISAPPEARED!
((Backfire enough for ya?))
((ya))
TROWA ran away!
AHH!!!!
i wish todd were here
he would no what 2 do
TROWA was defeated by MAKO, but he's not gonna let that put his spirit's down! Find out what happens on the next exciting episode of Gundamball T!
On the next exciting episode of Gundamball T! TROWA heads back for TODD! He revives him, and they head back for MAKO! Oh yeah, and... DUO's IN DA HOUSE!!!
Episode #12
No Need For Duo?
Anime 20%/Game 10%/Reality 70%
Play the Tenchi Sound
Date: November 03, 2000
BATTLE EVENT!
BATTLE APPEARED!
YA!!!
no...
ohh, n/m
As we left off, TROWA was running away from MAKO!
TROWA arrived at TODD!
r u ok todd?
TODD: ...
ok, i guess thats a no
ya
TROWA got out OCARNIA!
ocarina, use song of healing
OCARNIA used SONG OF HEALING!
What? TODD is de-evolving?
do do dooooo do do doooooo
TODD de-evolved into TODDMASK!
hummm...
put on mask
TROWA put on TODDMASK!
MAKO found TROWA!
But... TROWA looks like TODD!
MAKO RAN AWAY SCARED!
TROWA fell over!
hey... this is useful
MASK fell OFF!
MASK broke!
NO!!
TODD!!!
ocarina, use zelda's lullaby
do do dooooo do do doooooo
OCARNIA used ZALDA's LULLABY!
ALL BROKEN SIGNS were FULLY healed!
No effect!
AGH!!!
::sigh::
shovel, use dig grave
But... TROWA can't find SHOVEL!
What? MASK is DECOMPOSING?
NO!!!
MASK DECOMPOSED into SOIL!
todd
::sniff sniff::
GOD APPEARED!
hail mary...
SOIL ROSE UP!
full of grace
SOIL TURNED into TODD!
the lord is with thee...
GOD DISAPPEARED!
TODD!!!!
todd?
TODD: Eh?
ohh, hi
URE ALIVE!!!
TODD: Yeah... but I feel all dirty..
I CANT BELIVE IT!!!
::hugs todd::
TROWA used HUG!
TROWA squished TODD all over the place!
I thought u were... no wait... main characters never die in cartoons...
TROWA! Reassemble TODD?
TODDHEAD: What the!?
ya
TROWA reassembled TODD!
reassemble
yup
TODD was REASSEMBLED! Duh...
TODD used HARDEN!
TODD's DEFENCE GREATLY rose!
TROWA: We've got to go get MAKO!
TODD: Mako?
ocarina, use epona's song!!!
OCARNIA used EPONA's SONG!
EPONA rode in...
EPONA tripped!